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CEO & Founder of Trainwreck Labs

Metazooa

Every giant panda outside of China is on loan from the CCP 🇨🇳

Mar 9, 2026

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6 min read

Every giant panda outside of China is on loan from the CCP 🇨🇳

Answers for Globle, Metazooa, Stocktangle and more from Mar 2 - Mar 8

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Capitals

In Antananarivo, only dead men live in stone houses

Mar 2, 2026

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7 min read

In Antananarivo, only dead men live in stone houses

Answers for Globle, Metazooa, Stocktangle and more from Feb 23 - Mar 1

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Chronogram

Feb 23, 2026

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7 min read

Frozen chicken vs. Francis Bacon

Answers for Globle, Metazooa, Stocktangle and more from Feb 16 - Feb 22

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Elemingle

Cerium is the lighter (not lightest) element

Feb 16, 2026

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7 min read

Cerium is the lighter (not lightest) element

Answers for Globle, Metazooa, Stocktangle and more from Feb 9 - Feb 15

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Metaflora

The lotus is spiritually and scientifically purifying

Feb 9, 2026

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5 min read

The lotus is spiritually and scientifically purifying

Answers for Globle, Metazooa, Stocktangle and more from Feb 2 - Feb 8

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Stocktangle

Instagram had only 13 employees when it was bought by Facebook

Feb 2, 2026

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7 min read

Instagram had only 13 employees when it was bought by Facebook

Answers for Globle, Metazooa, Stocktangle and more from Jan 26 - Feb 1

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Globle

A 2009 McDonald’s burger is on display in Iceland

Jan 26, 2026

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5 min read

A 2009 McDonald’s burger is on display in Iceland

Answers for Globle, Metazooa, Stocktangle and more from Jan 19 - Jan 25

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Fictogram

Jan 19, 2026

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5 min read

On Friends, the sofa stole the show

Answers for Globle, Metazooa, Stocktangle and more from Jan 12 - Jan 18

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Metazooa

Jan 12, 2026

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6 min read

Leeches are evolution's best surgeons

Answers for Globle, Metazooa, Stocktangle and more from Jan 5 - Jan 11

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Capitals

Monrovia is the most American city in Africa

Jan 5, 2026

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6 min read

Monrovia is the most American city in Africa

Answers for Globle, Metazooa, Stocktangle and more from Dec 29 - Jan 4

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Chronogram

Emily Dickinson wrote 100x as many poems as she published

Dec 29, 2025

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6 min read

Emily Dickinson wrote 100x as many poems as she published

Answers for Globle, Metazooa, Stocktangle and more from Dec 22 - Dec 28

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Elemingle

Dec 22, 2025

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6 min read

Ford vs. the White Gold Rush

Answers for Globle, Metazooa, Stocktangle and more from Dec 15 - Dec 21

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Metaflora

The king of fruits is the cheesecake of the sewer

Dec 15, 2025

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7 min read

The king of fruits is the cheesecake of the sewer

Answers for Globle, Metazooa, Chronogram and more from Dec 8 - Dec 14

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Adobe's $20 billion blunder can’t be photoshopped out

Dec 8, 2025

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6 min read

Adobe's $20 billion blunder can’t be photoshopped out

Answers for Globle, Metazooa, Chronogram and more from Dec 1 - Dec 7

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Dec 4, 2025

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1 min read

New Game Announcement!! 📈

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The time Switzerland accidentally invaded Liechtenstein... again

Dec 1, 2025

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5 min read

The time Switzerland accidentally invaded Liechtenstein... again

Answers for Globle, Metazooa, Chronogram and more from Nov 24 - Nov 30

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Nov 24, 2025

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5 min read

Mastermind ➡️ Wordle ➡️ Globle

Answers for Globle, Metazooa, Chronogram and more from Nov 17 - Nov 23

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Home is where the heart is (literally) 🪱

Nov 17, 2025

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5 min read

Home is where the heart is (literally) 🪱

Answers for Globle, Metazooa, Chronogram and more from Nov 10 - Nov 16

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Nov 10, 2025

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5 min read

San Marino just wants to be left alone!

Answers for Globle, Metazooa, Chronogram and more from Nov 3 - Nov 9

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Archimedes knew when someone was trying to trick him

Nov 3, 2025

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5 min read

Archimedes knew when someone was trying to trick him

Answers for Globle, Metazooa, Chronogram and more from Oct 27 - Nov 2

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Oct 27, 2025

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5 min read

Navigating the bismuth labyrinth

Answers for Globle, Metazooa, Chronogram and more from Oct 20 - Oct 26

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Metaflora

Oct 20, 2025

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5 min read

Mistletoe is the spookiest plant 🎃

Answers for Globle, Metazooa, Chronogram and more from Oct 13 - Oct 19

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Globle

Board games in Ancient Egypt were dead serious 💀

Oct 13, 2025

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5 min read

Board games in Ancient Egypt were dead serious 💀

Answers for Globle, Metazooa, Chronogram and more from Oct 6 - Oct 12

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Oct 6, 2025

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5 min read

The actors of Casablanca weren’t acting

Answers for Globle, Metazooa, Chronogram and more from Sep 29 - Oct 5

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Sep 29, 2025

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5 min read

Vampire bats are universal blood donors

Answers for Globle, Metazooa, Chronogram and more from Sep 22 - Sep 28

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